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CraftyAF Minecraft Server: ‘>be me’ – Build, Mine, Slay, Repeat with the coolest crew around #MinecraftGoals

BUILD, COOLEST, CraftyAF, CREW, Cycle, Decisions, Development, growth, gtbe, inspiration, life satisfaction, mental health, Minecraft, MinecraftGoals, motivation, perseverance, personal journey, procrastination, progress, repeat, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, shameful, slay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of the never-ending cycle of shame and procrastination in your life? Do you want to break free from the mundane and embark on a wild adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and let your shame fuel your creativity as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. Use your past mistakes as stepping stones to success in a community that embraces all your flaws and quirks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. Fight off zombie hordes, mine for diamonds, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and break free from the cycle of shame and procrastination. Your epic adventure awaits!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	518	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6065
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	3248
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9518

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ores Mined:	6914	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7063	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Love Letters Sent:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!