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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9168 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2993 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.
we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.
so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!
