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Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	122	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9295
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	5271	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	72654
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	230	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	933649
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!