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Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Animals Bred:	198
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	295
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	166	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Items Found:	7634	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!