The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

Arena, Backpack, challenge, Competition, Difficulty, ELYTRA, Events, Journey, laughs, Lifestealing, LUCK, Minecraft, Modded, navigation, Peace, PvP, sacrifice, Saintly, Server, Shenanigans, silliness, Skills, smp, Survival, teamwork, Veinminer, withering

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1352	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Animals Bred:	126

The Withering Saints Minecraft Server

Overview:

This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.

Events:

Event	Description
Oddly Bad Day	Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty.
Terrible Tuesday	Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving.
Flying Hell Fish Day	Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays.
A Sacrifice for Peace	Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day.
The Calm Before the Storm	Fridays are normal days without events.
A Somber Scent	Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards.
The Fruits of Your Labor	Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday.
Hell Day	If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences.

Server Mods

This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server.
What are the rewards for participating in events?	Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server.
Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server?	It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.

AzurCraft Server – /alg/ #6468

152mm CL gun, 254mm CA gun, 410mm BB gun, Admiral Nakhimov, alg, Alsace Memory, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, Baker of Heart into Sweets, Bayard, Centaur augments, CN Tierlist, Daisen, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, F8F Float Plane, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hai Tien skin, Halford, La-9 Fighter, leipzig, Lore, Napoli, Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun, PR Research Data, PR7 gear, pvp guide, Scylla ASMR, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, VIT-2 alt, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to bake your heart into sweets like Hai Tien, sail the seas with Admiral Nakhimov and Napoli, and battle it out with the outrageous gear like the La-9 Fighter and F8F Float Plane. But that’s not all, we also have ASMR sessions with Scylla and Golden Hind, and even a Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun for all you adventure seekers out there. Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose it when the game updates – and trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	2774	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/worst-pregnancy-cravings/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4608	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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