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CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	8803
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	192

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6191	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	2857

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!