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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

blocky, Brain, brain activity, brain health, brain imaging, brain scans, depression, long-term treatment outcomes, medication, mental health, mental health advancements, mental health diagnosis, mental health outcomes, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, neuroscience, personalized treatment, Predicting, predictive technology, Psychiatry, scans, Therapy, Treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6930	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

9/11, al-qaeda, antifa, BLOCK, build narratives, change policy, CIA project, Columbine shooting, contract killer, control the country, Controlled, enemy countries, false flag operations, Gladios, glowie front, Isis, Minecraft, MK Ultra, occupied territories, operation gladio, orchestrated, Order of Nine Angels, Party, proud boys, radical far right, serial killers, Server, stay behind armies, terrorist groups, Trench Coat Mafia, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Votes:	1048
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!