| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9784 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5843 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Votes: | 4042 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 807342 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 321 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Votes: | 1764 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5509 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 96 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 161 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9136 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 127 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
