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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5898 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!