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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6635 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!