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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 260 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
