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Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

KotoneWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	1734

Grief server ⭐kotoneworld.povezlopovezlo.ru⭐Version: 1.12.2 – 1.20.1⚡The winter wipe has passed, new donation ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ!!!!!⚡Cheap donations, and there is warp pvp, and an auto mine!⚡The best grief server for games with friends!⚡Server website: kotoneworld.easydonate.ru⚡Grief server, WIPE HAPPENED!! NEW BETTER SPAWN!

Red Flag Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	8871

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

Quack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	913	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7101	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	435630	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2949

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!