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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	3698
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Star Shards Collected:	111	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	1988
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	199

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6472	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!