Minecraft30Advice4Teens Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	4539
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	5485
Emeralds Found:	6269	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

#smokecraft, deaths, Premature

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4936	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.

But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!

Nerdcrafteria Network: We’ve Got More Games Than A Penguin Has Feathers!

atmosphere, Community, Discord, donation, Economy, family, feathers, games, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nerdcrafteria, Network, Non-profit, Other, Penguin, Perks, Plots, Resources, rules, Server, Shop, Tour, Video, Website, Weve

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3409
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Nerdcrafteria Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
Minecraft Version	1.20.4

Overview:

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters! Players work together to create a fun environment with multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers and promotes a family-friendly gaming environment while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.

Donation Store:

100% of proceeds from the Donation Store go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases.

More Information:

Visit Nerdcrafteria.com for more information, join the Discord server, and watch the server tour video!

FAQ:

Is Nerdcrafteria a family-friendly server?: Yes, Nerdcrafteria is a family-friendly, PG oriented server.
Who owns Nerdcrafteria?: Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers.
Can I donate to Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, you can donate through the Donation store. 100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.
Are there different worlds in Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, there are multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.
What is the server motto?: The server motto is DFTBA which stands for “Don’t Forget To Be Awesome”.

BlameMyParentsMCServer

adult child, afraid, Blame, BlameMyParentsMCServer, communication problems, difficult family dynamics, emotional distress, Family issues, fear, Frustration, homeschooling, Jobless, lack of employment, lack of independence, Living at home, living situation, parental influence, parents, Resentment, retard, self-esteem issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	4941
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

YankeeRage Minecraft Server

American, anger, Conflict, confusion, controversy, current events, debate, disagreement, Division, emotions, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, News, polarizing, Politics, RAGE, Server, Social Issues, society, Upset, Usa, YankeeRage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because this server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage even the most seasoned American player!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for an entire week.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is… (insert server name here)! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity tested like never before.

Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server

Bash, BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, children, Dinner, entitled, family, family dynamic, Father, husband, Inside Out 2, Kids, Message, Minecraft, Pixar Movie, refusal, Server, sharing, stepmom, stepmother, tradition, Upset

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!

Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.

But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!

WeddingCraft: No SIL Drama

aita, Drama, extravagant wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, palace in India, pregnancy announcement, save the dates, sibling rivalry, SIL, Wedding, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding priorities, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, pregnancy surprises, and wedding planning drama!

Picture this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you receive a save the date for a wedding in a palace in India. But wait, there’s more! The bride’s sister-in-law is causing chaos left and right, demanding the wedding be postponed because she’s expecting a baby in December. Can you handle the wedding drama and still build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between family members, extravagant wedding plans, and a baby on the way. Who needs reality TV when you have all the drama you could ever want right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ability, Awful, Despicable, GIFTED, Minecraft, most shitty, most shitty person, most talented, most talented person, most talented shitty person, person, Server, ShitCraft, shitty, shitty person, skill, talent, TALENTED, talented individual, talented person, talented shitty person, Terrible, Ultimate

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3718

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

CraftyLoveLiesMC

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CraftyLoveLiesMC, deceitful partner, Deception, dishonest actions, dishonest behavior, dishonest partner, dishonest partner caught, dishonesty, dishonesty in love, dishonesty in marriage, dishonesty in relationships, Infidelity, lack of trust, lying behavior, relationship problems, trust issues, trustworthiness, truthfulness, unfaithful partner

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

What would you feel if your Minecraft pig consistently lies about stealing your diamonds, even when you catch them red-handed with diamond armor on?! Join our server for a wild ride of deceit, betrayal, and piggy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (and laughing) all day long! Who needs a trustworthy SO when you can have a conniving Minecraft pig as your companion? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and endless entertainment!

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

aid flow, gaza, Gaza development, Gaza port, Gaza rebuilding., Gaza reconstruction, Gaza relief, GazaAidCraft, Humanitarian Aid, Infrastructure, international assistance, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pier repairs, reconnected, Repairs, Server, US aid, US Central Command, us foreign policy, us military, US support, US-built pier

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, u know how sometimes things break and u gotta fix em? well, that happened with this pier in Gaza, but guess what? it’s all good now cuz the US Central Command came in like superheroes and fixed that ish up! now they say aid is gonna flow like a waterfall soon, so like, get ready to swim in a sea of generosity, bro! come join our Minecraft server and experience the same kind of epic teamwork and support that went into fixing that pier. plus, we got mad building skills and crazy cool mini-games that will blow your mind. so what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of something truly amazing!

NetanyahuCraft: Avoiding Post-War Plans

Analysis, Assessment, Avoiding, Benjamin Netanyahu, cia, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, Gaza Strip, Government, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, NetanyahuCraft, Plans, Political, post-war plan, PostWar, prime minister, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	7247	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got pigs flying around with diamond armor and chickens laying golden eggs. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but better cuz you can actually punch the animals.

And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.