Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?
YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP
Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?
join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.
plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?
PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.
One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!
CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server
Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!
Mum’s the Word Minecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.
Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?
WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!
StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!
Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1
Straight Up Minecraft <a href=https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/firsttimenoob/ class=nms-linkify-kw>Server</a> Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
About Straight Up:
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
Features Description [🧨] PvP and Griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protection. [💻] Stable Server Performance [🌎] No World Resets Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. [🍪] Quality of Life Changes Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. [‼️] Anticheat Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. FAQ
1. Is griefing allowed on the server?
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
2. Are there any land protection plugins?
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!
Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.
SoupThrower Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!