LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.
CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server
Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!
not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.
and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.
plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.
MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.
And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.
So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.
SpanGone Minecraft Server
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!PBNF 3 season server minecraft
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Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
Sylph-Tech
Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
World Start Date January 5th, 2025 Discord https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg Server IP minecraft.sylph-tech.com Modpack Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond Overview:
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Q: When did the world start?
A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.
Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?
A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictoryNeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!