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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4553	Crops Grown:	8629
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ores Mined:	619	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.