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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7685 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as a broken AC unit? Look no further! Our server is like that technician who keeps coming back to fix your AC, except we actually deliver on our promises…eventually.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
