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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4269	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	219
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	980235
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6420	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!