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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5330 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?
