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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5633 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7635 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
