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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5446 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…