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BabyBlocker2021

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

BlockyHeartbreak

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Crops Grown:	8927
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Have you ever been in love with a diamond block, but you know you can’t mine it because it’s protected by a bunch of sneaky creepers? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you can finally express your love for that shiny block without any interference from explosive mobs!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rarest and most elusive blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. Defeat him in a lyrical showdown and earn yourself a pair of enchanted diamond boots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs love when you have a world full of blocky shenanigans waiting for you?

StoneQuarryCraft Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient industry, ancient Jerusalem, ancient quarrying techniques, Ancient Ruins, archaeological site, building materials, construction materials, Excavation, heritage site, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical significance, industrial area, jerusalem, Minecraft, Second temple, Server, Stone Quarry, StoneQuarryCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

OMG GUYSSSSS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST UNCOVERED A MASSIVE SECOND TEMPLE-ERA STONE QUARRY IN JERUSALEM INDUSTRIAL AREA!!! LIKE, WHO KNEW U COULD FIND ANCIENT STUFF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, RIGHT????

U CAN DIG FOR STONE AND UNCOVER HIDDEN TREASURES LIKE DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS!!! MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LOST CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND RARE LOOT!!!

PLUS, U CAN BUILD UR OWN TEMPLE AND PRETEND U R AN ARCHAEOLOGIST UNCOVERING ANCIENT SECRETS!!! U CAN EVEN DRESS LIKE INDIANA JONES AND SWING FROM VINES LIKE TARZAN!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY EXPLORER IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LET’S DIG, BABY!!! LET’S DIGGGGGG!!!!!!

GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2971

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	9416	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!

CraftyMisinfoFun

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!

AquaTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, emotional baggage, emotional struggles, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, feeling inadequate, Insecurity, Loneliness, low self-esteem, Minecraft, personal growth, REJECTED, relationships, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self worth, self-doubt, self-sabotage, Server, toxic behavior, unworthy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

#gamer, console gaming, Demographic, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, female, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gender, hobby, Male, online gaming, PC Gaming, PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP, Players, progress, statistics, Technology, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4420	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

SareeFreeZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	795159	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, imagine this: you’re all set for your big wedding in the game, you’ve got your diamond armor ready, your enchanted sword polished, and you’re all geared up to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – your in-laws have gifted you a special diamond chestplate for the big day, and now you’re torn between wearing that or sticking to your trusty old armor.

Just like this player’s dilemma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and of course, epic battles against creepers and zombies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between two equally awesome diamond swords – the struggle is real, my friends.

So, come on over and join us for a wedding reception like no other. Who needs a fancy saree when you can dress up in pixelated armor and slay dragons with your new in-laws? Trust us, it’s going to be a blast – just make sure to RSVP before the Ender Dragon crashes the party!