Minecraft Wars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boobs & Braids Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the world itself are your TITS! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, battles, and of course, plenty of BOOBS!

Our server is so amazing that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist coming to check it out. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building a giant statue of a pair of TITS in the spawn area. And who can blame him? Our server is just that awesome.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about your TITS. So make sure to come prepared with your best bra and show off those bad boys to gain access.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your TITS to the world!

GintamaCraft: Episode 47 LOLz

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Zombie Dances:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animation is better than an average Gintama episode! Why settle for boring blocky graphics when you can experience mind-blowing visuals that will make your eyes pop out of your head?

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blockhead Banter: Clever or Stupid? You Decide!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3328	Void Gems Collected:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords. Our custom-made plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game!

But that’s not all! Our dedicated staff members are actually aliens in disguise who will guide you through the server with their telepathic powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dancing chicken party hidden deep within the server!

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even find a unicorn as your loyal companion along the way.

Pixelated Identity Crisis

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, THIS server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can EXPLORE exotic lands, battle fierce mobs, and DISCOVER hidden treasures. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic PVP battles, compete in crazy challenges, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can TRANSFORM into any Minecraft character you want, from a majestic dragon to a sassy llama. Plus, we have a secret hidden DISCO room where you can dance the night away with other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and let the adventure begin!

VtuberCraft: Stressful Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being a vtuber is the LEAST stressful thing you’ll experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, WACKY challenges, and CRAZY events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of DERPY llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new pet! Or how about participating in a EPIC build battle where the theme is “build the most ridiculous hat for your chicken”? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING pig, engage in a dance battle with a group of ZOMBIE villagers, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than HEROBRINE himself!

So why wait? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and experience the MADNESS for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next VIRTUAL sensation in the Minecraft world!

CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣

KirbyCraft – Dreamy Adventures Await!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Dream Land Edition Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures just like Kirby himself! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dive into a world filled with Waddle Dees who will do your bidding and follow you around like loyal minions. Who needs pets when you have an army of adorable creatures at your disposal?

2. Unleash your inner Kirby and devour everything in sight with our special inhale ability. Want to eat a whole mountain? Go for it! Nothing is off-limits in our server.

3. Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary Star Rod that grants you wishes. Need diamonds? Wish for them! Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted!

4. Take part in epic battles against giant bosses like King Dedede and Meta Knight. Defeat them and claim their loot as your own. Who said Minecraft was all about mining and crafting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Dream Land like never before!

Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Madness: Crafty Creations & Epic Adventures

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5555
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner mangaka skills at their peak! Our server is like a blank canvas, waiting for you to create the most epic and hilarious stories through your builds.

Imagine building a giant anime character battling a horde of creepers, or creating a pixel art masterpiece that rivals the Mona Lisa. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build the most outrageous and creative structure, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of exploding chickens? You got it.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and become the ultimate mangaka of the blocky world! Who knows, maybe your creations will become the next big thing in the Minecraft universe.