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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2372 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7192 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
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