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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7906 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Magic Items Found: | 1788 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!