ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/simplecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7211	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Emeralds Found:	5625
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	214
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	8940
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	488
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	4155
Emeralds Found:	2688	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Crops Grown:	8606
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

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