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LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Votes:	3520	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	136

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	347898	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	34919	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.