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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7494 |
join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.
