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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	2747	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2037
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6522	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

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