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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 168 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.
