MINECRAFT TOP OP PRISON SERVERS – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3
1.20.3, ASP, Babi, Birthday Calendar, BROWN, caramel, Cat Nap Edition, choc, Choco, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chuubas, darker skin color, en, fvr, jp, lig, Male, Menu list, NijiEN, Skeb List, tactical, Tanned, VÄG, VT, Vtubers, Wool
Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.
We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeperClan
Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, deed, Drama, Explanation, family, Family secrets, financial decisions, foreclosure, foreclosure proceedings, Gaslighting, Grandparents, Inheritance, Mortgages, Property, reverse mortgage, suspicious financial decisions, transparency, uncles
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering suspicious mortgages, secret deeds, and family feuds that would put the Kardashians to shame.
Ever wanted to play Minecraft while also solving a real-life mystery? Well, look no further! Dive into our server and unravel the twisted tale of quick-deeded properties, hidden mortgages, and reverse mortgage shenanigans. Will you be the one to crack the case and save the family from foreclosure?
But beware, asking too many questions might just earn you the title of the ultimate drama llama. Are you ready to stir up trouble, uncover the truth, and maybe even become the hero of this wild family saga? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MelonTunes Minecraft SMP
MelonTunes, Minecraft, smp
OMG guyyys, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So like, back in the day before the interwebs, people used to find new music by like, sending carrier pigeons with mixtapes attached to their little birdy feet. Can you even imagine?! But now, we have this epic SMP server where you can like, mine for music discs and trade them with other players for sick beats. It’s like a whole new level of music discovery, bro. Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary “Creeper Jukebox” hidden somewhere in the world, it plays dubstep remixes of all the Minecraft songs. I know, right?! So come join us on this wild ride of music and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

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CraftySocialSkills
active listening, Body language, Communication, Confidence, CraftySocialSkills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, networking, personal growth, self improvement, social anxiety, social cues, social development, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing improvement, socializing practice, socializing skills, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips
Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll become a social butterfly in no time! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players, forming alliances, and plotting world domination together. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer the virtual world with your new Minecraft pals? Join now and level up your social game like never before!

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Pillow Pet Paradise 1.20.2
1.20.2, bedtime, bedtime routine, cheeked up, clothing, comfort, Cozy, CUDDLE, cuddle buddy, Hug, mini basketball, Paradise, pet, Pillow, plush, Relaxation, relaxation aid, Sleep, sleep aid, snuggle, Spoon, stomach, stuffed bodypillows, Support
Join our Minecraft server if you want to cuddle with virtual bodypillows made of blocks! Our bodypillows are stuffed with diamonds and emeralds, making them extra cheeked up. You can hug them around their blocky necks or have them spoon you around your pixelated stomach. It’s like sleeping in a virtual dream world filled with cuddly creepers and snuggly skeletons. Don’t miss out on this bizarrely comforting experience!

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SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style
Accountability, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Hacks, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, portion control, POUNDS, self-discipline, Shed, Sleep, SlimCraft, Stress Management, Style, Tips, water intake, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routines
Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

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Wok n’ Roll Minecraft Server
$1 Trillion, $1 Trillion Wipeout, Buzz, Chinese, Chinese companies, Chinese DeepSeek, Chinese tech, companies, deepseek, DeepSeek Buzz, Minecraft, Roll, Server, Tech, tech companies, track, Track for Wipeout, Trillion Wipeout, Western, western companies, Western Tech, wipeout, wok
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CHINESE DEEPSEEK BUZZ THAT WILL MAKE WESTERN TECH COMPANIES GO BYE BYE WITH A $1 TRILLION WIPEOUT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MADNESS AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE RACING PIGS ON LAVA AND BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS FULL OF WACKY CHARACTERS WHO WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING ALL DAY LONG! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND WATCH THE WORLD BURN (IN A GOOD WAY) ON OUR SERVER!

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TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan
Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leaked, leaked document, Négotiation, peace agreement, peace plan, Politics, president, Report, strategy, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, UkrainePeacePlan, united states, White House, world news
so, liek, u kno how donald trump is all liek “imma make peace in ukraine in 100 days”? well, guess what, his secret plan got leaked and it turns out he was gonna build a minecraft server to bring everyone together! yea, u heard me right, a minecraft server for world peace!
join our server and help bring peace to ukraine through building epic structures and battling mobs together! who knew minecraft could save the world, amirite?
plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even get a chance to meet donald trump himself in game! imagine mining diamonds with the president, how crazy is that?!
so come on, join our server and be a part of history in the making. let’s show the world that minecraft can bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

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Sunshine Allergy: The Pinkeye Chronicles
Allergy, Blood, Bright, Chronicles, CURSE, Darkness, Fiction, folklore, Gothic, inspiration, legend, Literature, Myth, night, outside, PinkEye, Story, Sun, Sunshine, Supernatural, Undead, Vampire, vampire origins
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where vampires roam free, but not the sexy kind like in Twilight, oh no. These vampires have pinkeye so bad they can’t even go outside in the sun! But don’t worry, they’re still thirsty for blood and ready to wreak havoc on anyone who dares to cross their path.
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where vampires with pinkeye rule the night. Build yourself a fortress made of garlic and holy water to keep those bloodsuckers at bay. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to join their ranks and become a pinkeye vampire yourself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have formed a rebellion against the vampire overlords. Will you join forces with the zombie chickens and take down the pinkeye vampires once and for all? Or will you cower in fear as they peck at your ankles with their undead beaks?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t forget your sunglasses, because the sun is shining bright and the vampires with pinkeye are on the prowl!

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Lava Blast Fun Land
blast, edifice size, experimental verification, explosive reactions, Fun, Hawaii, Iceland, Land, lava, mars, pseudocraters, Rootless cones, self-organization process, spatial distribution, water-containing layer
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ROOTLESS CONES like in iceland, hawaii, and MARS!! lava and water make EXPLOSIVE reactions just like when you eat too many beans and then try to light a match. our self-organization process is so lit, it’s like watching a toddler try to build a sandcastle. come see the spatial distribution and edifice size of our rootless cones, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a good way. join now for a wild ride that’s out of this world!

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