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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1137 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 106 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 545 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!
But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!