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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7232 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.