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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5369 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3925 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!