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September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1306
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension, Yuu vill be zee perfekt test subjekt edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6069
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

aew, Appearance, character portrayal, comparison, controversial, current MJF, del, Del Rio, Diamond, DYNASTY, ethnicity, kike phenotype, lookalike, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, public perception, racial identity, rios, Similarities, smp, spic, Stereotypes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administrators, Beginner, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moderators, Monsters, No Dupe, open world, PC, Phone, Pirate, Private, Quests, Realms, Resources, Rewards, Russian, seasoned player, Shelters, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Backlash, Community, confusion, Disappointment, disappointment in fandom, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Frustration, Garbage, internet culture, lasting impact., memes, Minecraft, online forums, Opinions, Server, social media, TOWN, Trash, trends, viral

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

athletes, Basketball, big, Bucks, Championship, championship game, Competition, competition level, earnings, FINALS, Financial Success, highest payrolls, Minecraft, MONEY, Players, professional athletes, professional sports, salary, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, Teams, top earners

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	1085	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

AI Development Support Minecraft Server

AI development, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Development, digital transformation, Ethical AI, ethical considerations, Future, future of relationships, futuristic society, human-robot interaction, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, perfect wives, progress, robotics, Server, societal impact, Support, support AI, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!