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CaliforniAngelsMC

Angels, California, CaliforniAngelsMC, child support, COL (cost of living), college, Communication, custody agreement, divination rods, financial plan, idealistic, LOGISTICS, long distance, Marriage, music dreams, relationship, selfish, Support, texas, visitation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft, bumping uglies, doing the deed, doing the horizontal mambo, Favorite, getting busy, Getting Down, getting freaky, getting frisky, getting hot and heavy, getting intimate, getting it on, getting jiggy with it, Getting Lucky, getting naughty, hooking up, horizontal tango, knocking boots, making love, sex, Slang

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

Boost, Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain enhancement, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain structure, choir benefits, choir participation, choir singing, cognitive function, cognitive skills, Communication, mental health, Mental well-being, music and the brain, music therapy, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, SingCraft, White matter

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration project, comedy, Creative, creative process, film industry, Frankie, Frankies, friendship, Fun, funny, humor, Minecraft, movie script, Partnership, quirky, scriptwriting, Server, stinky poohole, teamwork, unique concept, Writing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

2028, designer collections, Fashion (Industry), fashion cycle, fashion cycle 2028, fashion predictions, fashion trends, fashion trends 2028, future predictions, Minecraft, runway fashion, seasonal forecast, See you next cycle, smp, style evolution, Top, top is in, trend analysis, trend forecasting, trend projection, trend spotting, upcoming styles

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	21223	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

BlockyGenderBender, Conversion Therapy, conversion therapy dangers, conversion therapy outcomes, conversion therapy trauma, depression, Edition, Gender Identity, harmful practices, health, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, Mental, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, ptsd, Sexuality, suicidal thoughts, therapy effects

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

bagels, Bagelverse, Bagelverse Discord, Build shops, carbheaven, Community, decoration mods, discord server, Donations, Essential commands, In-game chat., key, Lightman’s Currency mod, magic mods, Markets, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer experience, pay to win, proximity voice chat, Quests, slot machine casino, tech mods, unlock, valhelsia, Valhelsia 6 server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8516	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, Band, energetic music, Indie band, Japanese band, japanese music, Japanese punk, Japanese rock band, Live Music, Mayonaka Punch, Mayonaka Punch Oedo, Mayonaka Punch Oedo tour, midnight, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Ōedo, Punch, punk band, Punk Rock, Rock Music, Server, TOKYO, underground music

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!