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BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	1807
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
New Chunks Explored:	629987	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	189	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8263	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4259	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Void Gems Collected:	40	Votes:	4562

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Love Letters Sent:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4544	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!