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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	6805
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	4447
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	23

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	809
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	4527	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!