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GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	257	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	9175	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ores Mined:	3771

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3971
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	3692	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!