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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4460 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 111 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!
