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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3832 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
