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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2995 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!