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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5591 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5670 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).