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UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	9533	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Farms Harvested:	351	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	9995	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

TurkeyCraft2021

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼