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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.
Gigi Murin is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group Hololive EN. 
