🦀 CrabCraft • Chill SMP Fun

grief-free gameplay, vanilla survival experience, CrabCraft, active player engagement, Voice Chat integration

🦀📅 CrabCraft Season V – Launching 28th June!

🎮 Pure Vanilla Fun Just the game as it should be. No tricks, just some nice tweaks. Inspired by HermitCraft, we keep it simple and focus on survival.

🎧 Voice Chat Built In Chat with pals without the need to switch tabs. Simple Voice Chat makes it feel real.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Tight-Knit Community Chill vibes all around. Work together on big builds or fancy redstone. Everyone fits in here.

💬 Active Discord Not just for news! Our Discord is where we chill, plan fun stuff, and show off our builds.

🔒 Safe & Whitelisted Only good folks here. Our whitelist keeps out the troublemakers and keeps it friendly.

🛡️ Regular Backups We do auto backups and can roll back if things go south. You’re safe with us.

🧾 Don’t Just Take Our Word

Last season, 80 players joined CrabCraft, racking up 5000+ hours of fun. We’re proud of our crew, and we’re just getting started.

Let’s make Season V even better!

Ready to Join? Hop into our Discord and fill out a quick app. We’ll get back to you soon!

Cozy MC – Fun Vanilla SMP!

smp, unique survival experiences, Fun, Civilized Gameplay Experience, no-griefing policy

Cozy MC Server Info

Game Type: Vanilla SMP Version: 1.21.4+

Gameplay:

100% Vanilla
Whitelist Only
Java & Bedrock

Features:

Voice Chat
Online Map
Coreprotect
Hermitcraft-like vibes
Fun Events

Rules to Play

Be Kind, Friendly, Civil, and Respectful
No Griefing, Stealing, or Unwelcome PVP
Join or make a Kingdom

Longterm Play:

No borders
No claims
No payments
No donations

Join Us!

Join the Discord: Cozy MC Discord Follow the steps to get whitelisted fast!

Say Hi on Reddit: r/PlayCozyMC

Get ready for a chill time!

United Crafters SMP: Season 5!

In-Game Collaboration Events, Community-Driven Content, Season, Friendly Gaming Atmosphere, creative building challenges

Welcome to United Crafters SMP!

Season 5 is here and it’s time to join the fun! This is a chill spot for all kinds of players.

What We Offer:

🎮 Java 1.21.5
🌐 BlueMap – Check out the world online
🛡️ Whitelist Only – Safe and friendly
👥 15+ Age – Mature crowd
🏘️ Community Focused – Team events and fun
🧱 Fresh Map – New season, new stuff!

🎉 New season means new fun. If you’ve been waiting, now’s the time!

Join Us!

📌 Hit up our Discord for info and to apply:

🔗 Join here!

Can’t wait to see what you build!

See you in-game!

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla] {21+}

Friendly Player Interactions, Adults, Interactive Community Events, Optional Half Resets, Vanilla

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla]

Whitelist | No Resets | Bedrock Only | 21+

If you’re an adult looking for a chill spot to grow with a small crew, this bedrock server is for you! It kicked off just about 3 weeks ago.

Why Join?

Relaxed Vibe: No drama, just fun! Enjoy the game with no griefers.
Safe & Secure: Daily and hourly backups keep your builds safe.
Chat it Up: Voice chat is cool, but not a must!

Community Features

Hermitcraft Style: Events, team builds, and more!
Small Group: Max 30 players for a cozy feel.
Diamond Economy: Shop district with player-run shops just opened!
Nether Hub: Coming soon!
No Resets: Optional “half reset” if needed, voted by players.
Your Voice Matters: We want your ideas and thoughts!

Join the Discord to apply and learn more about the fun! Join Here

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

Watsons, feminist icon, Hollywood, TALENTED, hermione granger

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Situation, that’s me, how I ended up, ended up, this situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

creative thinkers, style-conscious individuals, CREEPERS, fashionistas, modern art lovers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

Approves, Experience, Approval, Diversity, foods

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

programming, coding courses, self worth, Failure, inadequacy

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

banter, Misogyny, incel, societal norms, coomer

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Minecraft Social Hub

🦀📅 CrabCraft Season V – Launching 28th June!

🧾 Don’t Just Take Our Word

Cozy MC Server Info

Rules to Play

Join Us!

Welcome to United Crafters SMP!

What We Offer:

Join Us!

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla]

Why Join?

Community Features