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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5225 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.
