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PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	752	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	7080	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	3797
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9066
Void Armor Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

awooga.playmc.be

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital discourse, discussion, forum post, internet, message board, Minecraft, No. 925878168, online anonymity, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, post, Server, social media, Thread, User-generated content, virtual conversation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1149	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	274	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2485	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	5811	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!