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CraftyConvictsVP

russia news, hostage situation, violence, Volgograd region, hostage crisis

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!

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SurgicalCraft: No Off Days!

emergency operation, surgery, medical malpractice, SurgicalCraft, Days

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the surgeons are actually minecraft players who sometimes forget to save their patients because they were too busy building a sick roller coaster in the hospital lobby.

we got pigs flying, literally. they wear jetpacks and soar through the sky like bacon angels.

our admin once accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti, but don’t worry, we cleaned it up with a giant fork.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the macarena.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen, including getting operated on by a surgeon who’s more interested in building a castle than saving your life.

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NoSleepMC – Minecraft Server

dramatic aria, Puccini, Opera, Dramatic Music, iconic aria

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you actually have to sleep at night? Well, fear not, because on our server, Nessun dorma!!!, the night never comes! That’s right, you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about pesky mobs attacking you in the dark.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim its riches. Will you be one of the chosen few?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a dragon? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on Nessun dorma!!!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, Nessun dorma!!! – where the night never sleeps and the unicorns are real.

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SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, CHUBBY, gay community, Diversity, body positivity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we celebrate all the strongfat men of the world who don’t quite fit in with the bara or gchub crowds. We’re talking about the musclegut legends who can mine diamonds with one hand while chugging a potion of strength with the other.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!

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GrandparentGrief Minecraft Server

Feral, Grandparents, bad behavior, family, loyalty

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your crazy parents and siblings.

Join us and build your dream world where you can be the responsible one for once! No more dealing with siblings ruining birthday parties or parents causing chaos at McDonald’s. On our server, you can be the hero and create a peaceful and harmonious community.

Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about getting scolded for laughing at your parents’ ridiculous antics. So come on over and let’s create a world where family loyalty is actually worth celebrating!

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WeddingCraftBabyMama Drama

wedding family drama, wedding etiquette, family meddling, wedding planning, family loyalty

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any pressure from meddling uncles or obsessive moms. Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about unwanted guests showing up uninvited.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you do invite your brother’s baby mama, we’ll all be there to cheer you on and celebrate your big day together. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, that is!

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CraftyQuotes: Life-Changing Server

Server, life-changing quote, quotes for happiness, quotes for perseverance, quotes for self-improvement

Have you ever heard the quote “Creeper, aw man”? Well, on our Minecraft server, that quote will change your life in ways you never thought possible! Join us for epic battles against creepers, where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like always carrying a bucket of water and never digging straight down. Plus, our community is so lit, even Endermen want to teleport in for a party! So come join us and let the power of “Creeper, aw man” transform your Minecraft experience forever!

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FuelTankFerry Minecraft Server

Fuel Spill, Transportation, Minecraft, ferry, sinks

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a ferry carrying fuel tanks in a Russian port after a Ukraine missile strike! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that chaos, amirite?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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AzovCraft: Burning Depot & Sinking Ferry

eastern europe, Sinking, Sea of Azov, oil depot attack, international relations

Yo, imagine this: you join dis epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild battle between Ukraine and Russia. You gotta help Ukraine renew their attack on the burning Russian oil depot while also sinking ferries in the Sea of Azov port. It’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers everywhere. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and chaotic fun! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a hero in a virtual world? Let’s gooooooo!

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CoughlessCraft

social norms, Attention, health, Manners, new normal

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

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