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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9255 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2486 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
